“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”
The ones that are taken are found in hell.. and im a lazy bum to go all the way to fetch em. So the category we have to deal with are the ones who have scraped heads.
Think about it this way, for a truly 'Indian' woman, she does sooo friggin much for her man (in most cases man equals wussy). From switching careers to switching locations; changing her name to changing diapers..the list is long and i dont want to rethink it..makes me sick n sore..
Im not against men, i love that species.. i mean what would life be without some adventure... boring as hell eh..but thats where the perfect adonises are. .. RIDICULOUS
Its funny how for a second u just cannot do without them and the very next second makes u sick in the stomach by the mere thought of that wussy.
Let me reiterate, this piece is not against anyone, i love y'all, each n everyone of u.. but then again no man is worth your tears, if someone does make u cry, take a bumboo and shove it up his 'u know what'.
The point of this damn thing,its already taken a while now; is that, whatever u do, wherever u go...love urself FIRST and LAST...the space in the middle is for all the others..its upto u to prioritise. You are the begginning and the end. Loving urself, is essentially through education and career. The stress here is on education and not mere literacy.Be financially fit and sufficient. Equip yourself so that you dont ever have to face any sort of 'male emergency' again. Make your career your 'weapon of man (name one) destruction.
Besides there are soooo many men.. theoretically, indias sex ratio allows every woman to have something slightly over a man (933/1000) !!!look at it this way, I feel like the priviledged one..tables can now turn; a woman with a harem of her men (sound politically, literally, grammatically screwed up) but sounds good nonetheless. So get down to doing some efficient time management thingies and make optimum utilisation of ur man resources (i mean wrt everything else also i.e. household work/diaper chores and the like)
Finally, despite all the rubbish that u have just read, take it easy with that pumpkin(s)...as long as at the end of the day u've reduced him to that- a PUMPKIN.
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7 comments:
nice one....... very well written.......
woaaahh......"wussy"...well thts hilarius...:P..... humour n sattire mixed in the right proportion....kudos to u....well written....
Seems to be coming from the heart... right? Life is the best teacher... And each passing phase makes you stronger...!
Hmm...fascinating
adding mine share to the kudos the masses have showered upon you..
Being one of the kind you have ripped apart technicaly here, i just wanna add that I aint guilty, I am just not innoscent :)
I guess that there is a sea of difference between the men and the women. I do accept that many facts you have alluded to are true, however, man is a reflection of his surroundings. Please do not forget that a man is what he is not because of his father, but rather his mother. I am not accusing anyone, all I am saying is that if a man is screwed up in his head, then his mother is the one that screwed it up. In today's world, there is not one man who takes a woman for granted. You, by which i mean womankind, are equals in terms of professional job. I for one personally believe in equality in all forms, do not believe in the name changing. I am not sure if the human physiology is such that only a woman can bear a child!
There is one thing that I do agree with, this is your life, live it for yourself. Make someone a part of it, do not make them the life.
Well Xpressed ...........nice One!
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